2018年感恩節(jié)是11月23日,星期四,這是一個(gè)感恩的日子,小編帶來了感恩節(jié)父母老師祝福語言大全,附有祝福圖片,給自己的父母和老師送上誠摯的祝福,每個(gè)人都需要感恩。
感恩節(jié)英語幽默小故事
Mr. Hunter calls his son in Boston. The old man says,“Son, I hate to bring you the bad news…… but your mother and I, we are getting a divorce.”The son is surprised, “What?? You can’t!”
亨特先生給在波士頓的兒子打電話。老人說:“兒子,我不想帶給你壞消息……但是我和你媽要離婚了�!眱鹤臃浅3泽@,“什么??你們不能!”
Mr. Hunter says, “I’m sorry, son! Forty-five years of misery is enough! Now, I am sick of talking about it, call your sister and tell her!” And he hangs up.
亨特先生說,“對(duì)不起,兒子!45年的痛苦已經(jīng)夠了!我討厭說這些了,給你姐打電話告訴她!”就掛了電話。
The son, nearly in tears, calls his sister in New York, “Sis,” he says, “You’re not going to believe this! Mom and dad are getting a…… a…… divorce!”
兒子幾乎是哭著給在紐約的姐姐打電話,“姐,”他說:“你不會(huì)相信的!媽和爸要…要…離婚!”
“What?!” she shouts on the phone. “Oh, no. They aren’t!You stay put. I’ll call you right back!” And she hangs up.
“什么?!”她在電話里喊起來�!班蓿�。他們不能!你不要走開。我馬上給你打過去!”她掛了電話。
The sister calls the parents in Los Angels, “You two are not getting a divorce!”
姐姐給洛杉磯的父母打電話:“你們倆不能離婚!“
Mr. Hunter says, “Honey, listen……”
亨特先生說:“親愛的,聽著……”
The daughter says, “No, you listen! You are not getting a divorce! You know what? You don’t do anything! I’m calling brother back. We’ll be there tomorrow! Don’t do anything.”
And she hangs up.
女兒說:“不,你聽著!你們不準(zhǔn)離婚!你知道嗎?什么都不要做!我給弟弟打電話,我們明天就回去!任何事都不要做�!比缓髵炝穗娫�。
Mr. Hunter hangs up calmly, looks at Mrs. Hunter, and says, “Well, they are coming for Thanksgiving and are paying their own fares. What shall we tell them on Christmas?”
亨特先生平靜地放下聽筒,看著亨特太太說:“好了,感恩節(jié)他們都要自己買機(jī)票回來了。圣誕節(jié)我們給他們說什么?”